Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Sir Winston Churchill

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name!
Mike Binder

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Will Rogers

Maybe our girl friends are our soulmates, and guys are just the people to have fun with.

Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it’s hard to imagine what.
Calvin & Hobbes

What we ought to see in the agonies of puberty is the result of the conditioning that maims the female personality in creating the feminine.

A lot of young girls have looked to their career paths and have said they’d like to be chief. There’s been a change in the limits people see.
Wilma Pearl Mankiller

I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
Tara Reid

The best approach to sex for girls is, quote,’lying on your back and thinking of England.
Suzanne Moore

A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot.
Alan Beck

I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx

I like a girl to look relaxed. Tight jeans and rock t-shirts are cute!
Devon Werkheiser

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth.
Chinese Proverb

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Fr. Jerome Cummings

Most lies about blondes are false.
Anonymous

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
George Burns

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

My love, words however special … could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

Knowledge without ambition is like a bird without wings.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
Anonymous

A precious little miracle has been sent our way…
And just like the sunshine, she brightens each new day!

I”m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Husband to wife; “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?” The Sunday Evening Post.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.
Oscar Wilde

As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

PLeas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
Alexander Pope

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

My heart is like a singing bird…
Because the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.
Christine Rossetti

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
Unknown

You know it’s going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me. (A Birthday)
Christina Georgina Rossetti

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Anonymous

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Dorothy Fulheim

All people are equal, it is not birth, it is virtue alone that makes the difference.
Voltaire

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

Inspiration and genius , one and the same.
Victor Hugo

Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.
Jim Rohn

Where love is, no room is too small.
Talmud

It is certain my belief gains quite infinitely the very moment I can convince another mind thereof – Novalis.

A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
Frank Howard Clark

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Mark Twain

I feel like everyone humps.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
William Feather

About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box.

Life’s too short for perfection.

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
Anonymous

I’m running out of places to hide the bodies! Don’t piss me off…

A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That’s why I never take baths.
Steven Wright.

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.
Paul Getty

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.
Colin Raye

God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
Jeff Foxworthy

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.
Herbert Samuel

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”
Joan Rivers

No trouble trouble, until trouble trouble you.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
Woody Allen

Vicki St. Elmo: I’m a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn’t consider dying.

Vito Corleone: I make him an offer he don’t refuse.
The Godfather

The issue isn’t whether you’re paranoid; it’s whether you’re paranoid enough.
Strange Days

Take it easy Charlie, my foot is on the rail.

No matter what anybody tells you – Words and ideas can change the world.
Dead Poets Society

Who are you really, and what were you before? What did you do and what did you think, huh?

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.

You said we’re a team. One person struggles, we all struggle. One person triumphs, we all triumph.
Coach Carter

You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details.
Before Sunset

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.

Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough to go around once you open your heart.
Julie Marie

A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Mahatma Gandhi

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.
John Bulwer

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome

The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love.
Mother Teresa

Love is a state of being in which one is aware of the unity of all life.
Richard Chamberlain

Don’t brood. Get on with living and loving. You don’t have forever.
Leo Buscaglia

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
William M. Thackeray

It’s complicated – love. It’s so unique every time, with every person. And when the real thing comes along, I guess we just have to hope we see it.
JAMIE MARTIN

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
James Baldwin

All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.
Henry David Thoreau

If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.
They do not love that do not show their love.
John Heywood

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Henry Ford

Everyone has a “best friend” during each stage of life-only a precious few have the same one.
Unknown

Friendship is the shadow of the evening, which increases with the setting sun of life.
Jean de La Fontaine

Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
Charllotte Donnelly

Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together.
Unknown

A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.
Unknown

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that is not exactly displeasing.

True friendship is felt, not said.
Mariecris Madayag

You have a best friend when that someone can have a whole conversation with you even when you are not there.

A true friend unbosoms freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
William Penn

Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.
Unknown

While everybody else shakes my hand, you hold it.
Nick Zeigler

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned, forgive, and ye shall be forgiven.
Bible

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It’s what you do for others.
Danny Thomas

Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

How to gain, how to keep, how to recover happiness. . . . for most people at all times the secret motive of all they do.
William James

Passion is the genesis of genius.” “People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals – that is, goals that do not inspire them.

If you add a little to a little, and then do it again, soon that little shall be much.
Hesiod

Failure doesn’t mean you are stupid ever to try.

It indicates you are brave, determined and have a strong spirit so be proud of yourself.

Grace and glory differ very little; the one is the seed, the other is the flower; grace is glory militant, glory is grace triumphant.
Thomas Brooks

One day man saw a bird fly. He thought he might like to do that. At the time it seemed impossible.

Profits are better than wages. Wages make you a living; profits make you a fortune.
Jim Rohn

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
General George Patton

Life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
Grandma Moses

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain

The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.
Dennis Green

Life begets life. Energy becomes energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
Sarah Bernhardt

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
Les Brown

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Cherokee Expression

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
Ashley Smith

Live with no excuses and love with no regrets.
Montel

Life is so complicated a game that the devices of skill are liable to be defeated at every turn by air-blown chances, incalculable as the descent of thistle-down.
George Eliot

It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One has to get on with life and I haven’t done badly. People won’t have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.
Stephen Hawking

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
There is no such thing in anyone’s life
as an unimportant day.
Alexander Woollcott

Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.
Henry Van Dyke

Do not live for the tomorrow or yesterday because you will miss the very essence that is today.
Unknown

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
John Lenon

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work.
Gustav Flaubert